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    Coffee Ditty

    By admin | April 13, 2010

    Brew me brew me double latte Make it strong and make it hot Take every espesso shot you got Cuz more than a little is less than a lot Get me iced Americano Thats what I like best I dont need a venti, grandes plenty Be a dear and get me twenty Champagne, just wont do it Cocaine, I blow right through it Sex or money might cause elation But I get off on caffeination Like it black and I like it strong If my hands arent shakin theres something wrong I don’t know their genus But the beans, they bring me such bliss Im thinking of drinking them intravenous Give me that hot stuff, mocha mud I want to feel lightning through my blood Love the buzz and I love the jolt If coffee were a deity Id join the cult How oh how can I construe The things Id do for a nice hot brew You might get burns in the 3rd degree If you ever offer me tea. ‘Cause I’d betray you for frape Id cut your spleen out for caffeine I’d Impale you on my stilleto, for a sip of some ristretto Id confess to murder on your behalf, even for a little decaf Id cheat and lie and beg and steal and probably kill you for espresso Im not addicted, till I get convicted Is this how you predicted the song to go? No? Oh. So. (Apropos.)

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